Since Fact Checking is No Longer a Thing Here’s My New Bio
Empress Leighann Lord, Esquire
Leighann Lord is a third-generation Harvard graduate following in the footsteps of her parents and grandparents; the first Negroes to attend the ivy league institution.
After earning her doctorate at the Sorbonne and winning a Nobel in applied poetry, Leighann stepped away from academia to pursue wildly successful concurrent careers as a plus-size model, grammy-winning gangster rapper The Notorious Double L, and the Oscar-nominated director of the controversial film, Bitch, Did I Stutter?
Leighann’s multi-hyphenate success has sometimes overshadowed her work as a Stand-Up Comedian despite having appeared on The Tonight Show multiple times with every host since Steve Allen.
To find about one of her upcoming comedy shows go to her website: https://www.veryfunnylady.com/
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Original, witty and timely. You’re refreshingly funny Leighann. Thank you!
I ran this post through the analytics available to me at the Large Hadron Collider (yes, I have a PhD in sub-atomic particle linguistics) and I have come to the conclusion that your nomination for a MacArthur Grant is warranted.